BALLMER for Pres?

[Scott]

I've always remembered Steve Ballmer for his eloquent speech about Google, “F*****g Eric Schmidt is a f*****g p***y. I'm going to f*****g bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to f*****g kill Google.”  So maybe for a campaign slogan he could replace Eric Schmidt with bin Laden and Google with Al Qaeda.

I could see Steve Ballmer running around on stage at a primary and screaming like Howard Dean.

[tcolvinMI]

Yeah, except Howard Dean was serious.  The article I posted was a joke.  A lot of similarities in their speech giving technique, as well as language (see SNL skit for Howard Dean telling campaign people to F*** off). 

F*****G Kill is a registered trademark of Steve Ballmer.  This is not open source and if you try to use it without paying for it, I'll F*****G kill you. 

[tcolvinMI]

So I came across this blog post today about Steve Ballmer possibly running for President next year.  How would you like to see this guy as President?  The campaign slogan would definitely have to be “DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS….”

Here's a link to the blog post:  http://clintonforbes.blogspot……nt-in.html

And just for grins, here's the YouTube video of Steve Ballmer's new campaign slogan:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…..hUAr-P_39U

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